#source: transformers

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: This plan will require using Casey’s greatest strength.

Casey: What? My genius? My determination?

Donnie: Your obnoxious personality.

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Sirius: I meant to behave, but there were too many other options.

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Fire & Ice Quotes

A Day in the Heaven

Nezha: "Hey, if we could shapeshift—"

Ao Bing: "I'd shapeshift into a shovel, and beat you."

Nezha: "I don't like how fast you answered that."

[cc-cobalt-1043]

"Brothers, I have sworn to never carry out an execution. But when I find out where Hemlock's base is...he's going to die."

- Rex about locating Tantiss

[indoraptorgirlwind]

Thor: *stubs his toe or something*

Loki inmediately: Thor has fallen! I Loki am now your leader. Asgardians, follow me!

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Judge: Silence, or you will be held in contempt of this court!

Scout: I have nothing but contempt for this court!

[incorrect-losers]

Georgie: Why do you always talk to yourself?

Richie: I simply have a penchant for intelligent conversation

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Risky: Alright - you've forced me to make the ultimate sacrifice. To do the one thing that requires more courage than anything I've ever had to do in my pirating career!

Risky: I...apologize.

Shantae: Come again?

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: You kept your outfit from the Ever After?

Ruby: Of course I did! It's like my superbowl jersey, I bled and sweat in this thing.

Weiss: You're pretty confident.

Ruby: No, it's just my low self-esteem is at an all time high!

[mythos321]

Tsunami: HEY MORROWSEER, MY FINGER HAS SOME MAGIC OF ITS OWN! LOOK AT THIS!(preparing go flip him off) ALAKA-

Morrowseer:(goes to punch her only for his fist to easily be stopped by Clay)

Clay:Please, allow me!(socks Tsunami in the face)

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus: I apologize for being late. I was too busy trying to think of reasons not to come. Sirius: No worries! We passed the time by starting without you

[m0dernchr0n1cles]

Fire & Ice Quotes

Nezha and Ao Bing meet again in Heaven

Nezha: "I'll tell you what. You watch my back, I promise to watch yours."

[Ao Bing is taken aback]

Ao Bing: "Alright, thanks… Nezha."

[incorrectcomicbookquotes]

Young Justice Captured by the Legion of Doom

Impulse: (muffled words)

Secret: Why is he gagged?

Black Manta: Because he wouldn't stop talking!

Robin: Even while he was unconscious?

Black Manta: ESPECIALLY WHILE HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS!

[lionpatriot13]

Gigan: You can’t keep me in here, King Ghidorah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

[ladymiraclewings]

Charlie Morningstar: I have powerful mental abilities rooted in an ancient tradition of multiversal communication with entities far greater then can be comprehended. Angel Dust: … Charlie Morningstar: I can do like telepathy and stuff.